I should really put warnings on this.

[lex]

Ally: ... let's put it this way, it has never before been easier to shut him the hell up.
L: heeee
L: I can actually imagine him getting bored of his own voice in that situation
Ally: omg yes
L: I mean, all he can do is move his mouth
L: he can only talk so much
Ally: Which, even for him, could get boring.
L: yesss

AND THEN DIALOGUE-FIC HAPPENED. Filthy, sticky, disembodied semi-dub-con fic. I. What. I don't even. It's not my fault they keep leaving him on waist-height counters!

"Megatron."
"What now, you infernal-"
"Get over here."
"I think not."
"Come on, I don't ask you for much~ Just a little taste!"
"...What?"
***
"I'm so bored! There HAS to be something to do!"
"And this was the first thing that came to mind?"
"No. ...But all the other things involved killing you, and then I'd have no entertainment at all."
***
"Mphrgnph!"
"I like you so much better without a body."
"MRPH!"
***
"Augh! It's dripping! I can taste it! Pfaugh!"
"You do realize if you swallowed instead, your mechanisms would push it out faster."
"I don't swallow!"
"...This was a terrible idea."
"I didn't hear you complaining."
***
"You're just going to leave me hanging?!"
"And what, exactly, would you have me do, Starscream?"
"...Shut up."

Comments

[ex_spacehussy924]

"THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA" IS STILL MY FAVORITE.

Also I like how this is porn without really being porn. Well, in the conventional sense. WHATEVER.

I love this so much, oh we are terrible people~

[caiusmajor]

:D :D :D :D

Yes. Pretty much exactly.

[justbolts]

I LIKE IT