My twin is awesome (and so is Cliffjumper)

[lex]

My darling and I were texting and happened to mention Cliffjumper, and I pointed out that if the wiki is correct and he took over after Longarm quit (ahaha look at my non-spoileryness) that means he was not so much a secretary and more along the lines of, you know, the next in line. My darling then sent me this:

Employer: Cybertron Intelligence
Position: SIC
Job duties may include light secretarial work and accessory to murder. Knowledge of Excel a plus. Pay DOE. Please attach cover letter with resume.


I love spacehussy.

P.S. The world needs more Longarm fic. NOODLEARMS. TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE. WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. NOTHING IS SAFE FROM LONGARM'S LONG ARMS.

P.P.S. I have been writing so many haiku it is an actual effort to NOT write in haiku. This is a very strange state for a person who simply does not understand poetry. I do like Shakespeare, though, does iambic pentameter count?

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it's like 5am and I am very tired

[ex_spacehussy924]

Blurr had grown almost accustomed to the occasional longing look from a fellow Intel agent; he didn't spend a great deal of time at Headquarters, but he spent enough. He didn't mind it at all, it was flattering and innocent enough, as he'd rarely met an Autobot willing to sacrifice their career for a quick interface against a console. As tempting as it may be (and it often was), a quick look from across the room was the extent of it.

Or, it had been. He'd never been touched from across the room before. As he watched Longarm's servos snake away from him, folding back into place as though it had never happened, he could only think, Now that just wasn't fair at all.

_{You asked for two sentences, I hath delivered two paragraphs! I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE TERRIBLE, LA LA LA. no but seriously, ilu. enjoy the silliness.}

Re: it's like 5am and I am very tired

[swordage]

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT YES. Omg I sporfled hard. XDDDD I love it so much! Have I mentioned lately that you're utterly brilliant?! They're not terrible, they're perfect.