Nine truths and a lie (aka I am SO BORED)
Apr. 3rd, 2010 07:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lexFeel free to guess which is the lie. Or not.
1. I am the sole inheritor of over 300 acres of land.
2. I have a deer skull named Bruce.
3. I am mortified by the idea that people like what I write; I am even more mortified by the idea that people like ME.
4. I'm married to a soldier.
5. I require at least one flowchart, a degree in psychology, and several court documents to explain my family.
6. I have multiple conditions that can't be explained by science, including visual snow, touch-taste metal-specific synesthesia, an eerie tendency towards minor precognition, and red meat intolerance.
7. I own a knitted Cthulhu hat and I put a Hello Kitty pin on it.
8. I once made a grown man run from my store and traumatized a line of customers with nothing more than the look on my face.
9. I once broke my foot by walking while it was asleep. No tripping, just walking.
10. My memory is so poor that I can't recall the topic of conversation five minutes ago, nor what I had for dinner a few hours ago, nor anything I've written pretty much ever. But I can remember an insane number of TV jingles and pop culture references, which means half my conversational ability is quoting things.
Unrelatedly:
Ally: I'm just gonna show you what I have written so far >_> needs work, ie NOT HOT ENOUGH but it's a start
L: kjugedhksjflokdhkfrjlisdeo;
L: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT HOT ENOUGH
L: IF IT GETS ANY HOTTER I WILL GET HEATSTROKE AND DIE AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT
L: I'LL HAVE THEM ENGRAVE ON MY HEADSTONE "FUCK YOU ALLY, IT WAS HOT ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH"
1. I am the sole inheritor of over 300 acres of land.
2. I have a deer skull named Bruce.
3. I am mortified by the idea that people like what I write; I am even more mortified by the idea that people like ME.
4. I'm married to a soldier.
5. I require at least one flowchart, a degree in psychology, and several court documents to explain my family.
6. I have multiple conditions that can't be explained by science, including visual snow, touch-taste metal-specific synesthesia, an eerie tendency towards minor precognition, and red meat intolerance.
7. I own a knitted Cthulhu hat and I put a Hello Kitty pin on it.
8. I once made a grown man run from my store and traumatized a line of customers with nothing more than the look on my face.
9. I once broke my foot by walking while it was asleep. No tripping, just walking.
10. My memory is so poor that I can't recall the topic of conversation five minutes ago, nor what I had for dinner a few hours ago, nor anything I've written pretty much ever. But I can remember an insane number of TV jingles and pop culture references, which means half my conversational ability is quoting things.
Unrelatedly:
Ally: I'm just gonna show you what I have written so far >_> needs work, ie NOT HOT ENOUGH but it's a start
L: kjugedhksjflokdhkfrjlisdeo;
L: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT HOT ENOUGH
L: IF IT GETS ANY HOTTER I WILL GET HEATSTROKE AND DIE AND IT WILL BE ALL YOUR FAULT
L: I'LL HAVE THEM ENGRAVE ON MY HEADSTONE "FUCK YOU ALLY, IT WAS HOT ENOUGH TO BEGIN WITH"
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Date: 2010-04-04 06:27 am (UTC)So, I'm actually having a hard time figuring out the lie! I wanted to say #2, then I really thought about it and realized the only way that one's a lie is if the deer skull is actually named Robert. DO YOU REALLY HAVE A CTHULU HAT, L? DO YOU?
Pffft if you're mortified by people liking you or your writing, then I suggest you buckle the hell up because I will like the fuck out of you and your writing. >:(
also omg I've missed seeing our conversations on my flist. I haven't been updating LJ at all recently though. I think if I did, it'd be nothing but TF references that only you and I would get.
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Date: 2010-04-04 06:34 am (UTC)If I tell you the answer that would be cheating. :3 But I will say that Bruce is the name of my horrible Bio teacher from last year.
You should update LJ with our conversations, then! :D You should do at least one entry that is 100% TF references to the point where it is in CODE. And then we will giggle uncontrollably.
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Date: 2010-04-04 07:00 am (UTC)J-just saying. *sheeps* I will so start updating my journal with silly chatlogs again.