My darling and I were texting and happened to mention Cliffjumper, and I pointed out that if the wiki is correct and he took over after Longarm quit (ahaha look at my non-spoileryness) that means he was not so much a secretary and more along the lines of, you know, the next in line. My darling then sent me this:
Employer: Cybertron Intelligence
Position: SIC
Job duties may include light secretarial work and accessory to murder. Knowledge of Excel a plus. Pay DOE. Please attach cover letter with resume.
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spacehussy.
P.S. The world needs more Longarm fic. NOODLEARMS. TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE. WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. NOTHING IS SAFE FROM LONGARM'S LONG ARMS.
P.P.S. I have been writing so many haiku it is an actual effort to NOT write in haiku. This is a very strange state for a person who simply does not understand poetry. I do like Shakespeare, though, does iambic pentameter count?
Employer: Cybertron Intelligence
Position: SIC
Job duties may include light secretarial work and accessory to murder. Knowledge of Excel a plus. Pay DOE. Please attach cover letter with resume.
I love
spacehussy.P.S. The world needs more Longarm fic. NOODLEARMS. TOUCHED BY HIS NOODLY APPENDAGE. WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT FROM ACROSS THE ROOM. NOTHING IS SAFE FROM LONGARM'S LONG ARMS.
P.P.S. I have been writing so many haiku it is an actual effort to NOT write in haiku. This is a very strange state for a person who simply does not understand poetry. I do like Shakespeare, though, does iambic pentameter count?
