Seriously - mostly because most things with ovipositors are using them to implant eggs into OTHER (living) things and just... EWWWWWWWWW.
Yeah, Starscream seems to have sort of a plate down there, but nothing suggestive of anything except an armor bit. (Ratchet is, I swear, wearing a perfectly modest little black bikini brief. AHEM.) Ironhide... huh, yeah, now that you mention it, those do seem to be convex, not concave, and sort of on the inside of his hips. The codpiece shape, though, is certainly suggestive. (Why's it need to go DOWN like that unless it's hiding something, hmmmmm?) (I also note that Prime has what MY brain certainly interprets as a possible port cover underneath the robodick. Nice removable looking plate in a fairly obvious spot.)
Heee! Yeah, infertile doesn't mean asexual, it just means he's shooting blanks. ^__^ (omg, says Ironhide, that's fine, I don't CARE, nobody CARES, you're still my designated backup because Prime's fragging engine is bigger than either of ours and he's going to WEAR ME OUT.) But yeah, the colony is itty bitty and strained to cover all the jobs. Bee's all "yay, eggs!" and "oh primus, I'm the ONLY ONE qualified to take care of them! O_o"
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Date: 2011-04-23 04:52 pm (UTC)Yeah, Starscream seems to have sort of a plate down there, but nothing suggestive of anything except an armor bit. (Ratchet is, I swear, wearing a perfectly modest little black bikini brief. AHEM.) Ironhide... huh, yeah, now that you mention it, those do seem to be convex, not concave, and sort of on the inside of his hips. The codpiece shape, though, is certainly suggestive. (Why's it need to go DOWN like that unless it's hiding something, hmmmmm?) (I also note that Prime has what MY brain certainly interprets as a possible port cover underneath the robodick. Nice removable looking plate in a fairly obvious spot.)
Heee! Yeah, infertile doesn't mean asexual, it just means he's shooting blanks. ^__^ (omg, says Ironhide, that's fine, I don't CARE, nobody CARES, you're still my designated backup because Prime's fragging engine is bigger than either of ours and he's going to WEAR ME OUT.) But yeah, the colony is itty bitty and strained to cover all the jobs. Bee's all "yay, eggs!" and "oh primus, I'm the ONLY ONE qualified to take care of them! O_o"