Odds 'n ends after a long day

Huh, you know, I wasn't even going to post about it because it's so inconsequential to me, but today the technical husband started divorce proceedings. Why him? He has money for the lawyer. XD I can't wait to sign off on this paperwork. ...After I read it over and possibly have my own lawyer look it over. (Her name is Jeanine. Yes, I really do have a lawyer.)

We got apple cider last week and no one drank any - yesterday the sides all bulged out. I was alarmed for like .2 seconds before going HARD APPLE CIDER! SCOOOOOORE!! It is delicous. Not terribly hard, just enough fermentation to give it some bite. Mmmm.

Nostalgia had a poop hanging off her butt just now. Oh yes. I'm going to tell you a pet-poop story. Because it wasn't just hanging - it had dried onto her skin. So I grabbed her and started soaking it off. Nostalgia did not like this idea. I just spent 20 minutes wrestling a yowling eel. Proof of my poor planning: I did this with maximum skin exposure. She was actually pretty sweet - she'd lick my arm frantically after kicking the heck out of it. Poor thing. Her butt is now clean and soothed, though, and my hands are very, very thoroughly disinfected. Ugh.

...huh I forgot to post this last night when I was still loopy from the hard cider. OH WELL. *hits post*

INTERNET, ENTERTAIN ME

I am feeling derpy and my twin isn't up yet for me to derp at! WHY ARE WE ON OPPOSITE COASTS WITH OPPOSITE SCHEDULES. Anyway I have a million things to do today which of course means I want to watch Nostalgia Critic and clean the house. I mean. Which would you rather do: learn trig in one day or sweep? Write a discussion/analysis of liquid-liquid extraction of an acid and base or put in a load of laundry? Learn how to name Z-1,2-dimethylcyclobutane or drive to the fair!?

So, Internet, this shall be my derpy post of the day. I will add to it as needed to assuage my need to derp violently while chanting WHAT THE FUCK IS ISOPROPYL I AM GOING TO FAIL SO HARD.

So yeah I just filled the bird feeder and trimmed some of the back yard/jungle. It's raining. WHY YES I AM PROCRASTINATING WHY DO YOU ASK. And then Nostalgia was all excited so we had a race around the house and she licked the rainwater off my arms. Also a mosquito bit me. STORY OF MY LIFE.

[Edit] homg Linkara did a review of Dreamwave issues 3 and 4. homg homg homg!