chatfic is actually kinda awesome

L: you know what else would be hot
Ally: what >:3
L: playing with stasis cuffs
L: I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF G1 HAS STASIS CUFFS
Ally: WHO CARES LETS SAY THEY DO
L: oh god who would even wear them
Ally: Skyfire. ...okay either way it's hot.
Ally: mmm stasis cuffs.
L: ...Thundercracker.
Ally: oooooooooh.
L: *_* I like this possibly way too much.
Ally: me too ._.
Ally: LET'S TALK ABOUT IT MORE.
L: Yesssssssssss
Ally: I am extremely curious about whatever you are typing >:3
L: WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW
Ally: I WOULD.
( [15 minutes later] )

( ETA: suddenly, sticky! )

( ETA 2: we long ago established that Starscream is very lazy in bed because it is simply not worth the effort, and besides his trinemates are very competent and enjoyable. p.s. this is filthy NC-17/MA. )